Funchal, Madeira

Madeira is an island approximately 350 miles off the coast of North Africa. It is a province of Portugal. It has been described as the island of eternal spring. Portugal is approximately 600 miles to the northeast. Funchal is the capital and is home to about one-third of the island’s 265,000 people.
Thousands of red tile-roofed homes cling the the steep cliffs that were once carpeted with fennel, their gardens overflowing with greenery and flowers.  The climate is as near perfect as it gets since it is in the gulf-stream flow of the Atlantic Ocean.  The warmest month has an average temperature of 73 degrees F, while the coolest is 61 degrees F.  This island receives a near perfect 28 inches of rain annually.  About 55% of that is in November-January.

Year round the clean, clear sea is excellent for bathing, snorkeling, water-skiing and fishing.  The streets, as well as the air are almost pristine.  Parks and cobbled streets are found to be prevalent.  There is an old town the is quite charming, and as you would imagine, very pedestrian friendly.  As with most of these european cities there is a great open food market which is filled with produce, meats, and fish.

I took a 3 hour bike tour while I was there and it was fabulous.  That day was sunny and 64 degrees F.   The tour took me from the old town to the new areas (as depicted in my photo images.)  While riding through the newer more cosmopolitan parts of town there were abundant opportunities to be either hit by cars and buses, or have car doors opened in your path.  The roads were similar to Rome but with more traffic circles.  There were no bike paths and consequently we were in the street with the rest of the vehicles.  Since there were 14 participants in the tour I believed my odds to be pretty good for not becoming a statistic.  I also remained near the middle of the group for some added protection.  I completed this outstanding tour without incident, and so did everyone else.  In just a couple of days I will arrive in Gibraltar.  Please await for heads up email for that one.

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Old town cafe.  Flowering trees are everywhere.  Some were in pots and some in the ground.
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Typical cobbled street  in the old town.  Not much to say about this image.
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Another cafe and because I’m early no one is here.  The menu was great too.  Octopus was a specialty.  Pity it was only 9:30 AM.
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Hillside village.  No risks of slides because of the abundant vegetation and the fact that annual rainfall is a near perfect 28 inches (or 700 mm.)
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Ferns are found everywhere. Also important is the fact that there are no snakes on the island.  Also of note is that mosquitos are also nonexistent.  Another plus for visiting here. If I could only speak Portuguese I consider moving here.
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Tropical plants and trees are common here.  The most ferocious creature one may encounter is a small lizard.
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Just look at the tuna on this guy’s table.  He looks fairly uninspired.  Not sure why sales are slow, because this fish could almost sell itself.  Perhaps sales are slow because this guy can’t sell.  Good thing he works for himself, otherwise he’d be canned.  But not his fish.  Just sashimi it and I’m in.
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Anyone for some fresh barracuda?  Just take a look at these toothy bastards.  Some of the larger ones can be poisonous.  So how can you tell?   Fillet the fish and get it on ice immediately.  Next, give a fillet to your neighbor and put the rest in your refrigerator.  The next morning knock on  your neighbors door and if he opens it, the fish is OK to eat.
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Fruit and vegetable market.  Typical but not very interesting.

Transatlantic to The French Riviera

If you have the time and are planning a European holiday try to coordinate it so that you can either sail to Europe from the States, or better yet sail back to the States.  I prefer sailing back (west) because of the time zone changes giving you 6 or 7 additional hours, as opposed to losing them.  Either way there is no jet lag and you will have an amazing time meeting sojourners from all over our planet.  Another good reason for opting for sailing as opposed to flying is that these sailings are what are known as “repositionings.”  Basically moving the ship from one part of the world to another, with only a limited number of ports.  On this voyage I’ll be spending time in Funchal, Madiera as well as Gibraltar and Malaga, Spain before arriving at Monte Carlo, my point of disembarkation.  Consequently, these sailings are relatively cheep in comparison to those stopping at many ports.  So, if you like sea days (and there is a lot to like), this slow mode of transportation (18 MPH) might be for you.

I had a trip planned in January where I was sailing from Los Angeles to Auckland New Zealand.  Unfortunately, one day in I received an email about a death in the family.  The first opportunity to abort the trip and fly back would not occur for another 12 days when the ship arrived in Tahiti.  At that point I bailed and returned back to the states.  So the transatlantic voyage was in essence a “redo,” if you will.

I’m sailing (or cruising) on a small high-end ship known as the Seabourn Quest.  I use the term “sailing” interchangeably with cruising as it is a term which is a part of a rich nautical history and lexicon.  This ship has only 450 passengers but is not significantly smaller than a ship carrying 1,600 passengers.  It is equipped with all modern stabilizer equipment and is very comfortable.

I meet people from all over the world on board.  Most have a great appetite for exploration and more importantly, fun.  The crowd is for the most part very interesting to engage with.  I rarely get to my cabin before 1 AM, after drinking, dining, more drinking, and of course dancing.  It is a pretty good workout both physically and socially.  Because the first 10 days out of Fort Lauderdale are sea days, early awakenings are not necessary.  This allows for burning the candle at both ends.

Daily life is pretty relaxing.  Eating, reading, the gym, daily trivia,and usually some day drinking.  This cruise line is all inclusive, and high end as well.  So as you might imagine the scene around any bar on board is very friendly.  One can be as busy or as useless during these days at sea.  Therein lies the beauty of this experience.  On sea days there is no place to go and all day to do it.   After being at sea for some 6 days, we will not arrive in Madiera for 4 more.  Please login into the blog for that experience.  Meantime, I must return to the pool deck for some afternoon beverages.

Fellow shipmate from Germany. Fun guy who only got me in trouble once. Some of these Germans can really party.
Fellow shipmate from Germany. Fun guy who only got me in trouble once. Some of these Germans can really party.  But I believe I hurt him more than he hurt me.
Although there are several pools and jacuzzis scattered about this is the main pool area.
Although there are several pools and jacuzzis scattered about the vessel, this is the main pool area.
Lunchtime for me. This was a perfectly sautéed wahoo. The french fries were a daily event with or without lunch.
Lunchtime for me. This was a perfectly sautéed wahoo. The french fries were a daily event with or without lunch.
Martin shaking me up an awesome vodka martini. He was probably my favorite crew person on board. As soon as he saw me walk into the Observation lounge he started shakin'.
Martin shaking me up an awesome vodka martini. He was probably my favorite crew person on board. As soon as he saw me walk into the Observation lounge he started shakin’.
Another shipmate. This guy is from Austrialia. As evidenced by his speedo.
Another shipmate. This guy is from Austrialia, as evidenced by his speedo “Aussiebum.” Trust me when I say this photo is his good side.
Evening under the stars. And when you are thousands of miles from land there are a crazy amount of them.
Evening under the stars. And when you are thousands of miles from land there are a crazy amount of them.  Acoustics are pretty amazing outside as well.
One of many beautiful sunsets.
One of many beautiful sunsets.

 

 

Ouray, Colorado

Ouray (pronounced “You ray”) is also known as the Switzerland of the Rockies. Located about 2 hours north of Durango and about 90 minutes from Telluride. I drove here from Bryce in Utah. That was a beautiful drive which took about 6 hours. I stayed at a great little motel called Wiesbaden Hot Springs Spa. This place was very intimate and offered not only mineral pools, but vaporcaves under the hotel, as well as very reasonable massage treatments. They also have a private bath with waterfall (no clothing required). Rates were very reasonable too. There are only 22 units here.

There are some great hikes with trailheads nearby, so you can just walk to many of them. The restaurants and bars are fairly priced too.  Bottom line – Although relatively out of the way, this place is so worth the time it takes to get here.

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Great place to stay.  Located 2 blocks off Main Street.
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View of Main Street.  Some good saloons and restaurants.
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Great place for coffee and breakfast.
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Private bath and waterfall at the Wiesbaden Motel.
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Another image.  The water is not from a sulfur spring so no rotten egg aroma.  Temp is perfect too, about 102-104 F.
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Hike along the perimeter trail of Ouray.
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Another perspective.
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View to the south toward Durango.   14,000 foot peaks surround Ouray.

Bryce National Park

These are the best images and my favorite park yet. This park in full of formations containing colorful eroded rock mazes, fins, pillars, and spires. The structures are known as “hoodoos,” formed by frost weathering and stream erosion of the river and lake bed sedimentary rocks. The red, orange, and white colors of the rocks provide stunning views. These formations, while being of a relatively soft stone will change their shapes during a human lifetime.  In a geologically short period of time they will no longer exist.  (See image below of the dissolved hoodoos.)  The Canyon was settled by the Mormons in 1850 and is named for Ebenezer Bryce. The rim of my images ranges in elevation from 8,000 to 9,000 feet above sea level. Check out the images below and see if you don’t agree that they are among some of the best yet.  This might explain why I have posted so many.

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Really stunning view.
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View from the rim.
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Good example of color differentiation.
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I was able to hike down some 350 feet to get this different perspective.

 

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Great contrast provided by this dark cloud.
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Image of dissolved hoodoos.  Only their colors remain.
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Closer image of the formation.
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These appears as chess pieces.
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Fairly precipitous drop from here.
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Beautiful hues of color.  Reminds me of a russian cossack dance.

 

Arches National Park

 

Just as the weather guys predicted – it is raining.  But I’d much prefer rain and 64 degrees to sun and 105 degrees, as is much the case all summer long.  If you are inclined to visit these parks you should plan to come between the months of October and early May.  Otherwise, not only are these places packed with tourists, but they are hotter than hell.  Parking in the park is fairly limited as well.  Because of the weather, the day I visited the park parking was not issue.

While there are some pretty good rock formations here, I was a bit underwhelmed. The colors when wet were pretty good, but I can’t help but think how good clear weather with a blue sky and puffy white clouds would have been. Oh well, I just live in the now and enjoy anyway.

 

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The colors of the desert when wet provide a nice contrast.
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“The Three Wise Men.” The park did not refer to this formation as such, I did.  It seems obvious.  You do not even need to be high to see it. Pay close attention to the flowing robes.
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Just another image of yet more rocks. Blah, blah, blah…
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“Balancing Rock.” What a creative name. The park does refer to this formation by that name.
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Here you are really able to see some good color and the land.
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Really nice hike through this valley.

Tomorrow I head to Canyonlands National Park.  The weather is predicted to be great.  I believe the formations will be much more impressive.  We shall see.  All in all, the scenery in this state so far is pretty amazing.

Road trip through Utah

Nothing like a good old road trip to begin the Autumn season in the Northern hemisphere.  I begin in Colorado and drive west.  First stop is Moab, Utah.  This spot was picked so that I can visit the first two of the National Parks I plan to see.  I book into a lodge that I was referred to.  It is called the Red Cliffs Lodge and Ranch.  Very picturesque and located about 14 miles from Moab, but right on the banks of the Colorado River.  Great place to stay.  The cabins are right on the river.  Must be even better when the Colorado is really flowing.

Interesting to note that well over 150 motion pictures have been at least in part filmed here.  Mostly westerns as you would imagine.  However, other films including Thelma & Louise, City Slickers, and Back to the Future III were also shot here.  See images below for some more info.  Tomorrow I am off to Arches National Park and the forecast calls for rain.  Not so bad as it will make all the natural colors of the rocks really pop out.

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Pasture land at the Red Cliffs Lodge.
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View of the Colorado River from the Lodge restaurant.
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One of the cars used in an old motion picture shot here.
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A stage coach used in a western shot here. The Colorado River was used in many scenes.
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Wildflowers on the property.
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The Cowboy Grill. The fare was adequate, but the ambiance pretty authentic.
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Better shot of the Colorado River.
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This is the very awesome over the road machine that takes me everywhere. Comfortable, great capacity as rear seats fold down to render it a large hatchback, fuel efficient considering the incredible performance (28 MPG highway) and killer range with its 26.6 gallon tank. Oh yeah, and it is all-wheel drive.

Sex, Drugs, & Mineral Baths

It is June now. Amongst other things, that can mean two things; it is the beginning of summer in the northern hemisphere, and the beginning of the 2015 Mineral Bath Tour. Our first stop is a little known gem by the name of Ojo Caliente.  It is a small place with approximately 45 or 50 rooms.  This place has a certain vibe of which you immediately become aware. It’s very chill and definitely not in the least bit pretentious. It is located about 325 miles south of Denver, Colorado and about 45 miles north of Santa Fe, New Mexico on highway 285

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Its best to make a reservation for 3 or 4 nights. I prefer the Pueblo Suites which each boast piñon burning fireplaces, and share a semi private mineral bath. The suites also have a small kitchen so its great to travel with your own snacks, drinks and whatever.
Ojo has a great full service restaurant and have their own organic fruits and vegetable farm on site. The menu is both reasonable priced and varied, although most of the dishes have a southwestern flair, as one would expect. The have a wine and beer license only, so if you enjoy stronger libations you must bring your own.
There is also an outdoor fire pit which attracts people to its warmth almost constantly.  The baths though are the main attraction to this place. They consist of only naturally occurring minerals (however, no sulfur so no rotten eggs in the air). The water is almost constantly flushed with fresh water, thus ensuring clean and clear waters.  There are no chemicals used in the baths.  (Only the swimming pool uses a low amount of chlorine as required by health laws.)  Among the minerals in the bath waters are iron, soda, lithium, arsenic, and sodium.  These imbue a variety of health benefits.  They aid in digestion and promote healthy skin and tone, as well as reducing the effects of arthritis.  Blood pressure is also lowered, not to mention the overall relaxed and almost euphoric feeling you enjoy.  If you desire more intense euphoria one can always travel with their own inventory of friendly herbs which produce this result.  Remember, marijuana friendly Colorado is just to the north.

While soaking in the baths is my primary activity, the place also offers a full service (and again non-pretentious) spa.  The treatments almost seem mandatory during your stay here.  My favorite is the organic blue corn and salt scrub.  Their prices are also very reasonable.  Ojo also has a variety of small yoga classes which are conducted in the yurt.  Most of the guests are wearing Ojo provided robes.  The other activity which may be enjoyed is hiking.  There is an abundance of old pottery and artifacts which are encountered along the way while hiking.

For those of you who travel by mobile home or the like, you should note that they have a limited number of pads for rent as well.  These have all the usual hookups one would expect to find.  From this area (which is located adjacent to the river) it is a 5 minute walk to the baths and main bath house.  If this sort of experience appeals to you please visit their website at www.ojospa.com.

The view on the approach to Ojo Caliente.
The view on the approach to Ojo Caliente.
Area surrounding Ojo Caliente.
Area surrounding Ojo Caliente.
Not much out here but Ojo Caliente.
Not much out here but Ojo Caliente.
View from reception.
View from reception.
This is a brief description of the waters.
This is a brief description of the waters.
These are four unknown guests who were kind enough to pose for me and look natural.
These are four unknown guests who were kind enough to pose for me and look natural.
The Artesian Restaurant scene.
The Artesian Restaurant scene.
Just one of the many baths.  Temp today in the water was 104 degrees.  The air about 60.  Perfect.
Just one of the many baths. Temp today in the water was 104 degrees. The air about 60. Perfect.
Another view of a couple of the baths.
Another view of a couple of the baths.
The place has a bit of history too.
The place has a bit of history too.
Fire pit being enjoyed by 2 guests.
Fire pit being enjoyed by 2 guests.
These private pools may be rented in order to enjoy a naked dip with your partner or whatever.  They are really great at night.
These private pools may be rented in order to enjoy a naked dip with your partner or whatever. They are really great at night.
Hammocks abound the place as well.  Beyond this hammock is the semi private bath enjoyed by only the Pueblo and Cliffside Suite guests.
Hammocks abound the place as well. Beyond this hammock is the semi private bath enjoyed by only the Pueblo and Cliffside Suite guests.
The kiva fireplace in a guest's Pueblo Suite.
The kiva fireplace in a guest’s Pueblo Suite.
The Artesian Restaurant scene.
The Artesian Restaurant scene.
Uplighting on the surrounding cliffs at night.
Uplighting on the surrounding cliffs at night.
This is a view from a hike a took.  No snakes today.
This is a view from a hike a took. No snakes today.

Montevideo, Urugray

This town is awesome.  Really walk friendly too.  What rhymes with latte but is obviously way more addicting for some?  If you answered mate’ (pronounced Mah-tAA) you are correct.  When walking about in this place I happened to notice an abundant number of folks enjoying this hot tea-like beverage.  There are three pieces of equipment needed to partake.  First a special mate’ cup and filtered straw, and also a thermos.  The thermos is necessary because once addicted you can’t let go.  Once the liquid is consumed you will find in the bottom of the cup or mug a sludgy greenish-brown paste; much like long chewing tobacco which has been thoroughly enjoyed.  See the many images that a snapped surreptitiously.  People of all ages seem to be enjoying this stuff.  In America mate’ exists, however like the original Coke Cola of 1906, it does not contain the addictive ingredient.

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This dude is the only person I saw without a thermos reservoir.
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His thermos is sitting on a table. You can see the silver top.
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This consumer drinks and holds with the same arm. This grasp is know as the one-arm.
This apparent tourist seems to be mug testing in order to get into the game.
This apparent tourist seems to be mug testing in order to get into the game.
Lovers on a park bench enjoy too.
Lovers on a park bench enjoy too.
Old folks seem to have the bug too.
Old folks seem to have the bug as well.
This guy is taking some time away from his mate' (seen just in front of him) to enjoy a Big Mac.
This guy is taking some time away from his mate’ (seen just in front of him) to enjoy a Big Mac.
Seems one arming it is the hold of choice.
Seems one-arming it is the hold of choice.
These guys too.  Mate' knows no sexual orientation.  Everyone seems to enjoy them.
These guys too. Mate’ knows no sexual orientation. Everyone seems to enjoy them.
Again the one-arm hold is seen here.
Again the one-arm hold is seen here.
Another one-arm demonstration.
Another one-arm demonstration.

After a lengthy walk in order to get these candid shots I developed a powerful appetite.  Consequently I dropped into the most amazing assembly of BBQ restaurants I have ever seen.  The place was called Mercado del Puerto.  Translating to “market at the port.” It was a huge market at one time.  Now it plays home to about 20 or so BBQ joints.  They start cranking up the grill at about 10 AM by burning special varieties of logs.  The fire burns from behind the actual grill and then the hot coals are shoveled forward under the grills as needed.  I happen to enjoy an amazing slab of beef tenderloin from Argentina.  The aromas in the place could even make a vegan eat meat.

Grill setup pre-opening.  Here you can really see what's gonna be cooking.
Grill setup pre-opening. Here you can really see what’s gonna be cooking.
Close up of the fair.
Close up of the fair.
Pre-opening scene is peaceful.  Wait till you see below pics during the food assault.
Pre-opening scene is peaceful. Wait till you see below pics during the food assault.
Here's a typical grill. Look what's cooking here.
Here’s a typical grill. Look what’s cooking here.
Here's the grillmaster at work.
Here’s the grillmaster at work.
Just another perspective of the energy in this place.
Just another perspective of the energy in this place.
These folks seem to be enjoying the old Beatles drink of Scotch and Coke.
These folks seem to be enjoying the old Beatles drink of Scotch and Coke. Check out the otherwise chaotic scene. Looks like a BBQ feeding frenzy.
Here's the place I eat at.
Here’s the place I eat at.
Eat right here at the bar.  Best place to experience the true vibe of any place.
Eat right here at the bar. Best place to experience the true vibe of any place.

 

Punta Arenas, Chile

Punta Arenas is on the edge of the Strait of Magellan.  It defies an easy definition, as it is a combination of both grand, as well as ruddy.  Prosperity during the wool-boom allowed people to built some fairly impressive homes and mansions.  It is a relaxed and friendly place.  This tiny city is also known as the entry to Antartica.  It is surrounded by almost impenetrable forests, impassable mountains, and endless fields of ice.  It also happens to have one of the most unique cemeteries I’ve ever seen.  Looks at the pics and see if you don’t agree.

Like the sigh says, Door to Antartica.
Like the sign says, Door to Antartica.
Street scene near a city square.
Street scene near a city square.
Love the use of flora here
Love the use of flora here
Now gander at these impressive crypts
Now gander at these impressive crypts
These are for sure the cheaper seats.  More like high density (not) living.
These are for sure the cheaper seats. More like high density graving.
How could anyone cry looking at this when you consider the occupant of this grave lived to be 80 years.
How could anyone cry looking at this when you consider the occupant of this grave lived to be 80 years.  I personally loved the use of tiny ceramic hippos, bunnies, and doggies. In fact it is quire whimsical. They definitely add a degree of lightness to an otherwise heavy scene.  But I believe the picture of the deceased was taken at his confirmation.
Again, great use of flora here.
Again, great use of flora here. What appears to be high rise living in the background, is actually the opposite.
The gang's all here.
The gang’s all here. This is a shot through the sealed plexiglass door. The occupants are buried in the walls, while the central area is smartly equipped with various shelves and areas for display. Almost as though it were a sealed time capsule.